(note: dialogue represents our thoughts…not actual words spoken..)

Me: Hey Koko….guess what?

Collin: What?

Me: Baby Caleb is coming home today!

Collin: Really? Wow! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Me: Eh, why are you so happy?

Collin: I have a new (toy) brother to play with!

Me: Yeah! Yeah! Must share share, ok?

Collin: Sure!

Me: Mama keep saying I will be promoted wor…know what dat means?

Collin: You will be promoted from MeiMei to JieJie lor

Me: Huh? Change name?

Collin: No lah…you will be Meimei to me and Jiejie to Caleb…

Me: Orh…got any special privileges of promotion ah?

Collin: Erm….

Me: Like more time in the bathtub, more  TV time, more biscuits for snacks, longer sleeping hours, and so on?

Collin: Erm…no lah. You will get almost what I get when I was promoted to Koko..

Me: You mean I will instead LOSE my special privileges as the youngest?!

Collin: Err…yeah, sort of..

Me: I dowan to be Jiejie lah like dat..

Collin: But Caleb got hair wor…he can be like a toy doll you can play with wor…

Me: Hmmmm…really?

Collin: Besides, it is quite a good feeling to have someone to look down upon…

Me: Really?…Hey!

Collin: You will know once you try it lah..

Me: OK….I guess I have to learn to grow up and be a good Jiejie then.

Collin: Quick, come let’s prepare the presents we want to give Caleb when he comes home..

Me: Yeah!