(note: photo is an archived photo…not recent…so do not, I repeat – DO NOT be alarmed! I’m quite well now!)

I have had many sleepless nights trying to figure out what is it that makes us toddlers sick most of the time..

Is it because we put many unknown stuff into our mouths?

Is it because we do not know when to slow down to rest?

Is it because of the many open burnings of rubbish which adds to our air pollution?

After many months and months of experience of falling sick, I think I can conclude that the stuff that makes us all toddlers sick is none other than this stuff called “BIOTIC”

Don’t ask me where it originated from, but I just know the answer to solving this global problem lies with this BIOTIC stuff. Here me out here:

Everytime we fall sick, the doctor will typically prescribed some medication for us. This is all and well if we get better after a few days of taking them, but what happens if we are still sick after the medication is completed? If we go and see the doctor again and our condition seems worse than before, the doctor would most likely prescribed this ‘miracle’ thingy called ‘anti-biotic’. We are then supposed to complete this medication according to its prescribed dosage.

More often than not, after gulping down this ‘anti-biotic’, we would feel better again. Although doctors tend to say that we should not allow toddlers or kids to depend too much on anti-biotic, fact of the matter is that anti-biotics actually work!

So, here’s my theory: ANTI-biotic is specially called as such so that it negates or fights BIOTIC. Thus, whenever BIOTIC is beaten, we get well again. Hence, the main evil in making all of us sick must be BIOTIC!

And the only reason why doctors refuse to let us depend more and more on anti-biotics is because the more we decrease the elements of BIOTIC in our system, we should naturally be increasing the BIONICS in our system.

Question is, could we actually become super strong like Bionic Kids if we take too much anti-biotics? Hmmmmm…