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Don’t Temper With Me!

I think I am beginning to show signs that I will be capable of expressing a huge temper when I grow up. Whenever I am not fed in time (ie within 15 seconds from my first wail), I can let go a crying temper tantrum will my face turns coal black. Sometimes, I even still maintain my temper and crying with the bottle stuffed into my mouth (just for the heck of it…hee hee..) When I’m black, everyone better pick up the slack!

On top of that, I have also discovered that whenever I cry (for food, attention, or just for fun), and if I perfectly synchronize holding my breath all at once, my face will very quickly turn blue. This of course would cause Mama to be very worried.

So I am still learning not to mis-use this gift. For I know that with great powers come great responsibility…;-D

Category: Growing Up  5 Comments

srepaiD no esreveR

I keep hearing the adults saying that once the baby comes out, he will bring new challenges to the life of Papa and Mama. True enough…now that I have started to become more comfortable sleeping turtle back, I have introduced yet another challenge to the adults.

You see in this position, I will have a higher probability of wetting the bed. So much more so if I was wearing Mamy Poko brand. Although this brand is really strong and good in absorbing my liquids (disclaimer: I’m not advertising here), it has a rather strange design on the front being lower compared to the back. Sure, it looks more fashionable but it also means my mattress is gonna get dirty more often!

So one day, Mama tried to put on these diapers on reverse for me, with the bum side covering my crown jewels in front and the sexier and shorter bikini brief front covering my poopinating bum. Worked rather well I may add, but I could see how tough it must be for Mama to put on those diapers in reverse for me….hee hee…;-p

One funny episode came during one of these reverse diaper experiments when I suddenly switched to my poopinator mode and (ahem..). Well, let’s just say the aftermath is too messy to describe and it involved lots towels…

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Blood and Needles (BAN)

After numerous trips to hospitals and clinics, I have decided that two things that I don’t really like when I’m there would be blood and needles. It should be BANned.

I have faced them too many times that I cared to even remember. Since Day 1 when they poked my heel to do some baby test…and then a few days later I was poked again for the jaundice test…and then again for another jaundice test. I think I now understand why even adults don’t like needles…

However, my worst BAN experience was the night when I reached Sitiawan. It was getting pretty late when Papa and Mama decided to take me to see the doctor to check on my jaundice. Since it was going to be a simple blood test, they took me to a Government hospital in Manjung. O what a nightmare it turned out to be.

Papa and Mama were asked to leave the lab where they would do the blood test. If you thought getting poked in the heel was bad enough, the staff nurses at this hospital made things worse. They actually took blood from the veins on my hand! And that’s not the last of it. I think they took enough blood to run experiments for days! I’m sure I didn’t sign up to donate blood that night. My bloodied mittens left Papa and Mama speechless and I don’t think they will bring me back there again. ;-D

Ninja Turtle (Back)

I achieved a significant progress (well, to me anyway) in my sleeping pattern a day after my full moon celebration when I managed to independently turn myself turtle back during my naps to sleep with my back facing upwards.

Feels kinda comfy this way. Hmmm. Think I shall stick to this posture for some time. The adults have tried to put me down to sleep upwards but I stood, err, laid firm that I wanted to sleep turtle back.

Sniff sniff…hmmm…when was the last time my bed sheet was washed…?

Category: Growing Up  3 Comments

One Month Milestone

Mama took me to see the PD yesterday to do a follow-up check on my jaundice and the first of many jabs to come since my birth.

Good old doc said my jaundice is subsiding already so there was nothing to worry about. Didn’t quite like my renewal of acquaintance with the needle but the doc said it was a necessary jab for all babies after the first month. Necessary jab? Yeah right. Good thing I didn’t see the doc at my first moon celebration. Grrr… ;-p

My statistics after about one month and a week to the good:

Length: 56 cm (hmmm…need to do more stretching then)
Head: 37.5 cm (oh no! only a 0.5cm expansion from my last check-up?!!)
Weight: 4.4 kg (alright! Getting rounder and rounder by the minute!)

Hair update: The hair on my back is starting to really drop off…hope this is not an early sign of balding!! Yelp..

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I Did It My Way

When it comes to feeding, life as a baby doesn’t get any better. Just make some noise and the adults will come scurrying to you. You will get fed almost immediately, and you don’t even have to clean up after that! Most of the time, a cradle or a song will be thrown in as a bonus too.

But there are days when I’m more hungry than usual, I may get too carried away and start to wanna hold the bottle myself and feed myself at my preferred speed. My act of independence is beginning to catch the eyes of the adults so I think I better start to control myself better. Don’t wanna lose my feeding privileges anytime soon.

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The Full Moon Chronicles

(warning: long-winded journal ahead)

My full moon lunch celebration had already been arranged at 12.30pm at Palace Restaurant, Hotel Excelsior Ipoh on 22 March 2008. The small gathering would only consist of three tables of immediate families and close relatives.

As early as 9.00am, Papa, Mama, Ah Por and Ah Mai were busy getting ready for the short travel up from Sitiawan to Ipoh for this celebration. I was punctually given my bath, which was much longer than usual (hmmm…benefits of a one moon in rank, perhaps…), powdered up and dressed up in a smart-looking green collared outfit. It was about 10.30am when Mama proceeded to feed me one round before we started our journey. I caught a glimpse of several other bottles of Mama’s goodness being packed as well so I wasn’t too worried.

We were already more than half an hour behind time when we left the house in Sitiawan about a quarter past 11.00am. Sure, blame it on the baby…*sulks*

The ride up to Ipoh was quite smooth except for some rain which fell in stretches. It was an almost perfect condition to sleep, which I did, for close to an hour. Felt like having a snack as we approached Ipoh so I started wailing. Eveready Mama pulled out a warmed bottle of milk and fed me till we reached the hotel.


I have to admit I was really in a daze when I was carried into the room filled with complete strangers greeting and smiling at me whilst congratulating Papa and Mama. Am I truly related to these people? How did these gold bling blings get around my neck and ankle? Gosh, my world just got bigger. So many aunties and uncles and cousins I need to take note of. Sure hope my brain continues to expand…wanted to get some tips from Ethan Koko on how to memorise all these faces but he seemed preoccupied that afternoon.

Everyone there were looking so happy and excited to see me I just could not contain myself too. So I decided announce my arrival with the biggest poop-explosion to date. This happened seconds before the waitresses brought out the food, so Papa and Mama had to scoot me off to a nearby room to attend to me. So big was this explosion that I had literally pooped downwards (as usual) AND upwards – staining the upper-part of the body, including my nice green outfit. Hey, don’t ask me to explain why my poop didn’t follow the law of gravity, OK? Fortunately, ever-planning Papa had brought another fresh new outfit for me to wear after the massive clean-up operation.

When we returned to the table, most of the dishes were already halfway through so I didn’t have the chance to post some photos here. Anyhow, when I found out what they were serving, I didn’t want to post anything about the food too. You see, here we have a celebration for me (!) and the adults are treating themselves to rice with lemon fried chicken, braised pork leg in groundnut sauce, some green vegetables, watercress soup, mantis prawn in oats, some steamed fish and finished off with dessert of peanut soup and pancakes. And all poor me had was, (drumroll), milk…Sigh.

Seeing all this, I thought I might as well get some shut eye first. Little did I know, I was cradled around by different different hands during that time, being paraded here and there, and photos taken too. After about the hundredth snap and flash that I heard, I woke up a little annoyed and hungry, which led to my next feed.

By then, almost everyone had filled their stomachs and started to say goodbye to me before leaving. Everyone also took home a full moon package consisting of the angkus, red eggs and yellow glutinous rice with curry chicken. And all I took home was milk…

Anyway, barring the unfairness of food distribution, I truly enjoyed myself and am really honoured to have so many close relatives (from as far as Alor Setar, Penang and Sitiawan) making their journey to have a up close and personal view of cute lil’ me .;-D With the type of feast they had, I’m sure all the adults enjoyed themselves too.

A double thank you thank you to my Chor-Chor who made the effort to come. I truly appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. You certainly look so happy from this photo that I just had to put it up here. Thank you Chor-Chor for making my full moon celebration truly memorable! ;-D

Category: Celebration  6 Comments

Moonracker

Apologies for the late blog entry, but would you believe it….I am one moon old already!! Surpassed this milestone a few days ago by celebrating all night long without sleeping for more than 12 hours straight! A party animal in the making I’m sure.

Anyway, Papa and Mama will be organizing a small lunch gathering for me in Ipoh to celebrate my first moon celebration. Apparently, it is quite a big thing to celebrate whenever these moon things comes along. Ah Ma has already helped to identify the venue and sending out invitations and all already. Golly, I’m feeling excited already.

I will have full details of my full moon celebration in my next entry.

Till then, let me savor the feeling of achieving my first moon…and certainly looking forward to racking up more moons and more celebrations in the future. ;-D

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Poop Machine

I think that should be the leading candidate of choice for my early nickname. Not that I should be proud of it but to tell the truth, I just can’t help it!

So far, I have managed to poop on the changing mat, wet wipes, napkins, towels, pants, rompers, and other things that I can’t even see. Hey, I don’t have eyes down there OK?!

However, I think one of my key milestones of my pooping triumphs would be a few days ago when Ah Por had just given me a bath and was about to put some powder on my backside. Apparently I have some rash down there too. Anyway, she was using this cotton puffy thingy dabbed with powder (alike those make up powder kits) and had already started to powder me when yours truly let out an explosion right smack into the cotton puffy thingy.

Ha ha…that is definitely one funny episode. Ha ha..;-D

P/s no pictures for this blog sorry….too gory..;-D

New Furniture

I found out yesterday that even countries go through renovation every now and then. What I heard was that our Government did some renovation yesterday by bringing in some new furniture and immediately announced about it for everyone to view.

Some older pieces of wood were not kept or returned; some were recycled into other types of mantelpieces; quite a number of new furniture additions were exported from East Malaysia (I hear they have good balak over there). Overall, the new furniture sports newer designs – one that is more trimmer and slimmer.

My only furniture is my cot and cupboard full of baby clothes. Ah well, no renovation for me anytime soon, I guess. ;-D

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